Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
no you cant smoke seaweed
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I think people are normalizing furries
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
