No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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