Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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