It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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