i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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