turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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