so let's talk penis.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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