i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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