If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
