My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
And then he peed in my hair
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