is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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