somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she looked like the before picture.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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