Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
