i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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