She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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