BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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