I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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