hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you didnt know i had herpes?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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