i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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