Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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