that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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