you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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