I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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