their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
