so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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