Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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