Dual....:-)
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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