i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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