i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Duck Duck Cougar?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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