found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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