You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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