THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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