they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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