Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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