i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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