Why are handjobs necessary in class?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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