wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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