I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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