kristin has been a bad kristin
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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