More tranny stories later!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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