I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm bleeding and have questions
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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