Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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