Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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