at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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