Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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