I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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