You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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