Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
