I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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