They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
