Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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