We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize