To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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