found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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