Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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